Hubby: Do you remember that weird heart pinch thing I told you about? (referencing a previous complaint about his heart/chest)
Hubby: It really hurts. It's like a muscle is pinched or something. Ow!
Me: Do you need to go to the Dr?!
Hubby: No, I feel fine. If I suddenly don't feel fine you might want to call 911.
Me: Oh that would be awesome. (laden with sarcasm)
Hubby: That would be awful....
Me: Uh, YEAH
Hubby: ....I could never eat fast food again!
Me: Yeah, that would be the awful part.
He's happily playing with his computer. I assume he's fine.